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Friday, 4 February 2005
Im bored but hey what ever changes?
Mood:
 sharp
Now Playing: NOTIN!
Well just another shit day in the world of the superfreak.
hope u had a good xmas i sure did i got my trout!
new years has ben borin so far just as last year.
School is about the same just me sittin on a chair and dreamin. yes i even had a dream i saved my whole class from a fire. i am sooo kind. my dreams of late keep gettin inturupted by stoopid slave driver teachers! i swear the deserve bullets through there brains. if i cud id line em up and shoot em, but thats called bein a nazi.
today some really "cool" people came to school and dressd up as wemen and rappers. they are my heros.
i have found a ne wlove in my life... it is abreviation :P
e.g
w.a.m = what a minga
f.y.i = for your information
b.f = bitch fit
lots of other that i just make up cos im crazy SHAMONE
Oh and i nerly forgot i am now a rebel. i have decided not to do homeworks :o suck on that miss coley!
so in summary
me= rebel
w.a.m = what a minga
hobos= cool
lauren= friend
aurevoir people and remember dont buy drugs of a hobo u never know wer they might of been.
p.s lauren is cool
p.p.s i am free of metal form my mouth
p.p.p.s BIG UP THE SWINGIN CHAIR CLUB SHAMONE!
P.P.P.P.S alex is a sexy beast
posted by hobo-adventures
at 10:06 PM GMT
Wednesday, 22 December 2004
boring info
Mood:
 quizzical
Now Playing: nutin
im bored so i did this
First Things First:
01. Time you started: 13:28
02. Full Name: Alexander Ivan Milic
03. Nicknames: Alex, Al , Big Al
04. Height: just over 6ft
05. Weight: well id tell u but then id have to kill you :D
06. Thongs or Panties (girls only): i like a girl with a thong :D
07. Boxers or Briefs (guys only): boxers rock!
08. Favorite Color: orange
09. Birthdate. 6th september ( dont forget!)
10. Zodiac sign: Virgo
11. Location: ermmm ely cabridgeshire, england, europe, the world, the milky way , the UNIVERSE!
12. Birth Place. The good ol' Chav town of milton keynes!
13. Hair Color: dark brown
14. Eye Color: blue
15. Siblings: sister (Izzy)
The CRUSH Side
16. Are you in love? how do u determinbe love , oh sorry i do believe i answeed your question with another question!
17. Person you'd like to be kissing right now: id tell u but then the person may find this site read it then bitch slap me back to bankok
18. What's your biggest turn on about the opposite sex? definatley a good personality , and smart.
19. Do u have a crush or BF/GF? ermmmm .. I WANT SOME CRUSH A GALSS OF CRUSHA ITS GOOD ENUF TO MAKE MILKSAHE.
20. What is your biggest pet peeve about opposite sex? Not understanding them. grrr!
The PAST Side
21. What age would you go back to? i live for the present!
22. Memory you miss most: wen ma Nan and grandad wer alive.
25. Most embarrassing moment: wen i came out of my mother womb.. NAKED!
26. Last thing you said to someone on the phone: Hello!
The FAVORITE Side
27. Food: pizza!
28. Drink: milkshake
29. Alcoholic beverage: archers peach flavour
31. CD: i dont do cds too expensive :P
32. Thing to eat for lunch: anything edible
33. Day of the week: friday
34. Month: december
35. Number: 6
36. Holiday: winter
37. Cookie: triple choc
39. Ice Cream: strawberry
40. Candy or mint: candy
41. Favorite channel: sky one
The PEOPLE YOU KNOW Side
44. Best girl friend: ermmmm friend girls i wud say prob fay, laura ,emma
45. Best guy friend: ma main man shaggi or josh
46. Mellow Friend: none of my friends like melons
47. Loudest friend: ermm me
48. Silliest friend: josh
49. Best at keeping secrets: none they r all backstabbers (joke!)
50. Smartest: laura - god dam boff! :P
51. Most likely to be a stripper: josh... ewwww bad image
52. Sweetest friend: chris .. he likes sweets
53. Weirdest friend: josh
54. Funniest friend: josh
55. Most annoying friend (be honest): i think im the most annoyin
The BELIEVE IN OR NOT Side
56. Aliens: omg omg omg hell yes! one time i was sittin in the back yard when ALIENS came down and gave my cat an anal probe. it was sick but funny.
57. Angels: omg omg omg hell yes! one time i was sittin in the back yard when ANGELS came down and gave my cat an anal probe. it was sick but funny.
59. God: omg omg omg hell yes! one time i was sittin in the bakc yard when GOD came down and gave my cat an anal probe. it was sick but funny.
60. Yourself: lol u must be jokin im not real!
The HAVE YOU EVER Side
61. Shot milk out of your nose: hahaha that gives me an idea !
62. Peed in public: yes
63. Climbed a tree: eww no thats disgustin
64. Ate a worm: hmmm *goes outside and puts worm in mouth* yes i have!
65. Peed your pants: yea just now actually. i must remeber to clear up ma pants.
66. Met a celebrity: no :(
67. Caught your parents doing the naughty: omg omg omg one time i was sittin in the yard when MY PARENTS came down and gave my cat an anal probe... or was that just a dream?
68. Been scared to get shot: yes... cos i have been shot.
69. Gotten arrested: yeh... how wos i to know streakin was against the law?
70. Shopped at Abercrombie & Fitch: oh yea i love there coats!
What do you think about when you hear...
71. Carson Daly: wot r u on about?
72. Bill Clinton: stains :P
73. Lollipops: look like lolipops
74. Dreams: anal probing
75. Love: awwww
76. Whipped Cream: SLAVERY!
77. Your Mother: no YOUR MUMMA! DONT MAKE ME GET PERSONAL!
78. Heath Ledger: 10 THINGS I HATE BOUT U
79. Christina Aguilera: dirty ho
80. Guys: crazy
81. Girls: mmmmm saucy :P
The WHICH WOULD YOU RATHER side
82. 2-door/4-door car? 4- door
83. Dog/Cat: cat
84. Blue/Yellow: yellow
85. Chocolate/Vanilla: chocolate
86. Pen/Pencil: pencil
The QUESTIONS THAT DON'T MATTER,BUT I'M STILL ASKING Side
87. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? ah good ol' ted
88. If so, what is their name? Ted!
89. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? skin colour coz i can never find a skin colour crayon!
90. How many buddies do you have on your buddy list? 40 somit
91. Do you like this survey? no its aload of shit i have spent a good half an hour on this crap.
92. How many pillows do you sleep with: 1
93. Do you make your bed every morning? nah i have a maid
94. How long are you in the shower? U R A PERVERT!
95. How do you eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup: WITH MY NOSE!
96.What does your name mean? im guessin sex god
97. Did you have to look up the meaning? nah i know im a sex god
99. What occurs once in a second, twice in one hour, and never once in three hundred years? a sex god
100. What's your biggest pet peeve? ermmm. YER URE MUM!
101. What is your relation to the person who sent you thing? friend
102. Time finished: 13:54
hope u had fun rreadin cos i sure didnt have much fun writin it
posted by hobo-adventures
at 1:56 PM GMT
Tuesday, 21 December 2004
can life get anymore borin?
Mood:
 lazy
Now Playing: beeping of msn!
hi people wots up!
iknow wot u r thinkin... hes back.. dam!
but dont worry i have some real borin stuff to tell u about. and u cant stop me! MUAHAHAHAH!
well schools finished and in someways i miss it. spendin all ma time at home is so borin. basically everyday consists of me gettin up and goin to the compoooter. then watchin some reatrded muppets movie which nearly makes me smash the t.v
on.. i think it was monday i wrote into a website about chavs (townies) but i dont think they care since i am a tramp. :(
ermmmmmm i wanted to go to the big city today but all ma chav mates had been out "clubbin" all nite and wer all suffering hangovas from drinkin to much orange juice. so i had to to go to ely. wer i watched in boredom as my 3 mates tried to chat up some minga (no offense) i got so bored i accidently dropped ma mates cd player in dog poop. he wasnt best pleased! :P
so i must og now to plot my adventure to the big city tomoz before i go tho big shout out to laura and david of the spining chair club! ROCK ON!
oh and remember:
be who u r chicks dig that crap LOOOOOOOOOOOL
bye
posted by hobo-adventures
at 10:34 PM GMT
Wednesday, 15 December 2004
im back!
Mood:
 a-ok
Now Playing: ma walkie talkie man
yo wottup!
yea thats right im back!
other people are buildin blogs so i thought i may aswell join in.
so why havent i been on?
the answer.. im lazy....
so whats been goin on? well i did a few drug deals killed a few giant spiders, saved the world and aa ton of other stuff i cant be bothered to make up right now.
so where to start?
well its chrismas soon! yay! *hangs up hobo sock* dunno wot im gettin yet.... i hope a trout but thats a dream that will never come true :(
Me and my crime fighting pal shaggy yesterday found a packet of celebrations and gobbled em up in 5 mins flat :P
i cant believe how hard it is to think of believable things to say so im gunna stop i may be some time before my new post.
peace out yall and remember ginger people are not human!
posted by hobo-adventures
at 6:20 PM GMT
Monday, 11 October 2004
the aftermath :s oooo scary :[)
Mood:
 spacey
Now Playing: songs from wedding singer
ello me tramps and trampessses another borin day.
today in drama laren and sophie wer witches.... shiiiiiiit they wer scary .. wudnt want to meet them in a dark alley :s
today matt was held as hero!
*go matt he withstood fists of steel!*
his bruise aint too bad so he was ok.
ermmmm oh yea on way home laura beat me up with a stick.... my eye still hurts :(
ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoh yea as i was walkin home with emily laura and the annoyin girl (whos name shall not be spoken (cant rememebr :P)) and i brushed against some tree and i got some green shit on ma clothes... great!
o yea and chris phoned me tonite tellin me about his nw game animal crossin and music that was fun...... so without further ado... bye. oh and ill leave u with some useless advice.
dont poke a hobos in the eye with a twig... IT HURTS!
bye!
posted by hobo-adventures
at 8:15 PM BST
Updated: Monday, 11 October 2004 8:19 PM BST
Sunday, 10 October 2004
another borin day
Mood:
lazy
Now Playing: mozart (not really :P)
yes ma hobos another booooooooooorin day.
i played on runescpe for about 5 hours today and m eyes have gone square.
went to town with jack and som others.
booooooooooooorin. got some chips and walked about. talked to the guy in the game shop. hes weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeird... must be related ot me lol. oh then i had a conker fight with jack came home played runescape.
everyone tlak ot today is bored so i preclaim ths national borin day!
cya and remember dont dis hobos ... cos im one
peace out!
posted by hobo-adventures
at 7:21 PM BST
Saturday, 9 October 2004
The first big adventure!
Mood:
 lucky
Now Playing: humming of computer
hello ma hobos.
today is an innteresting day of ma life.. the day i messed with the mafia.
so this is wot happened.....
i went to town and met gavin tom (hardnut :P) matt and soome other guys. we thought we shud go see a film at cineworld 2 miles away from center of cambridge. so we went and saw shark tale. we spent and hour chillin in the arcade (i fond a #1 coin yay im so lucky ) and then we went into the film. biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig mistake. we went in (me with ma jumbo coke which i finished b4 film strted jumbo ma ass) and sat on back row everything was fine...until one of the girls in the group chucked a sweet accros the cinema...hittin a leader of a gang. oooooooooooooooo shit! he came up and pointed at us guys and said." when u get outta this cinema u r ded" naturally i pissed ma pants(not really :P)
so thne half way thru film some guy comes out of audience and picks the littl shit up by his arms and frogmarches him outta the cinema. good w thought thats him gona and got on with the shitty film.
so the film ended(thank god) and we cm eout of the cinema . we waled out of the car park onto a street. and there they were.
i was like ok itll will be ok cos hardnut toms here he will beat em all up. then guess wot hardnut tom and half the crew start runin down the street. me and mat stayed still amd walked camly ( i learnt if u run it makes dogs chase you so i used the tactics on these thugs) so i walked and they started followin me. they came up and started sayin we had thrown stuff at them. since i was bigger then them all they picked on matt instead leavin him with a bruised cheek. but matt just took it. we walked down and fouund the guys hidin down an alley.
then everyone started fightin. the pub owner came out and said hey piss of to the thugs and we went in the pub. he gave us a lift in his car to the station. as we got in the car i said " this is wer we find out your a child malester" he was annoyed lol. we got to station and train was cancelled so w sat round station for half an hour. then came back home and went orund town. so that was ma mess with the magia yay aunt adn uncle are comin 2day o well cya and rememebr hobos are normal people we just dont wash
bye !
posted by hobo-adventures
at 5:13 PM BST
Friday, 8 October 2004
wooot got that friday feelin yeeeeeeeha
Mood:
 party time!
Now Playing: Daddy wasnt there- by ming tea
wooooooooooot hi ma crazy hobo followers it is me hobo alex!
oo so wot happened today i here u ask? well in english the teacher wasnt here (went to go see her fathers gay wedding ... he dresses in see through tops and is a hairdresser... im very concerned about him) so we had a sub. and the sub turned out to be non other than miss wilson! or should i say mrs silk :P
oh had maths with the..american god i hate that woman. but its a dos. paul was pissin about and he got out of his chair got on hhis hands and fet and ran round clas like a monkey. the teacher was displeased :s
oh yea we had a beasty history lesson . we had to perform battles from ww1(world war 1 for all u idiots out there)
my groups sucked apart from ma genuine english commander speech :P
oh yea and im goin to south africa this time next year woo and yay!
me and gav are gonna drive the flight attendants crazy so that will be fun.
oh and guess what .. in ma school there a tree with poems on it ull neva guess wot its called.......... a poe-try hahahahahaaha that neva gets old.
wow ive written aload on one of the most borin days of my life... well cya tommoorrow and rememeber keep cardboard boxes the right way up a hobo may be having a light nap in one. BYE!
posted by hobo-adventures
at 5:29 PM BST
Thursday, 7 October 2004
Mood:
 energetic
Hi everyone well...by everyone i mean all u cyber pervs or woteva.
hmm so wot did i do today...went ot school.. oh the fun of school. today the bus did not manage to suffocate me oh joy but the science teacher managed to :(. ermmmm played on runescape wen i got home...as per usual... 44 runecraftin yay! im such a uber nerd :P .
well i got nothin else to talk about.. oh yea ive been otld they are building me a mental hospital it will be redy in year 2010 so that will be good. ok well cya oh and remeber give a hobo a nickle cos he might be a leprechaun or... somit like dat
bye
posted by hobo-adventures
at 9:19 PM BST
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